ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via pizza)

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

(via vulcancaptain)

fartgallery:

a) goodnight everyone, have sweet dreams or else I will find u and headbutt u in the body

b) good morning gang, have a beautiful day or else I will slam dunk u into the dirt

c) good afternoon friends. I’m going to punch you

Read whichever applies to your timezone

cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings

(via ruinedchildhood)