Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via pizza)


saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

(via vulcancaptain)


a) goodnight everyone, have sweet dreams or else I will find u and headbutt u in the body

b) good morning gang, have a beautiful day or else I will slam dunk u into the dirt

c) good afternoon friends. I’m going to punch you

Read whichever applies to your timezone


new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings

(via ruinedchildhood)